Prince (@3rdEyeGirl) reunites w/ Warner Bros. & hell has been put on notice of a Polar Vortex moving in soon.

Prince Makes Peace With Warner Music, Sets New Album and Reissues

Prince Makes Peace With Warner Music,APRIL 18, 2014 | 08:00AM PT

Senior Features Writer@barkerrant

Adding an amiable epilogue to one of the most public contract disputes in the history of the music business, Prince and Warner Bros. Records have come to terms on a global licensing partnership.

The wide-ranging deal grants the singer ownership of his master recordings, and allows Warners to digitally remaster and reissue Prince’s albums from 1978 through the 1990s. Financial details were not disclosed.

The announcement comes several months before the 30th anniversary of Prince’s soundtrack album, “Purple Rain,” which a press release confirmed would be the first record to get the deluxe reissue treatment, with others to follow. Prince also announced that a new studio album is “on the way.”

“Warner Bros. Records and Eye are quite pleased with the results of the negotiations and look forward to a fruitful working relationship,” said Prince, with his characteristic pronoun spelling, in a statement.  

Such words would have been unimaginable two decades ago, when Prince’s disputes with the label — which had signed him to an enormous contract extension in 1992 — grew so fierce that he changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol and performed on kudocasts with the word “slave” scrawled on his face. Prince settled with Warner Bros. Records in 1996, and his most recent albums have been released independently through his own NPG Records imprint.

Released in June of 1984, “Purple Rain” has since been certified 13-times platinum by the RIAA.

In “WOW is her career about to improve!” @LauraPrepon dating @TomCruise

Tom Cruise Secretly Dating Fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon: Report

APR. 17, 2014 AT 11:36AM 
Laura Prepon and Tom CruiseA new report says Laura Prepon is dating Tom CruiseCredit: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic; Karwai Tang/

Is Prepon the new Holmes? According to a new report from the New York Post’s Page SixTom Cruise has been secretly dating Orange Is the New Black star Laura Prepon for several months. 

An insider told the paper that the actors, who are both practicing Scientologists, have been seeing each other since last fall but are trying to keep the romance under wraps. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” Page Six’s source is quoted as saying. Click here to see odd celebrity couples.

Rumors that Cruise, 51, was dating the That ’70s Show alum, 34, first surfaced back in November, when the two were spotted at dinner in L.A. Page Six cites British magazine Grazia’s account of the meal, which claimed that the two “spent three hours laughing and joking” together. “It’s clear Tom is smitten and after the date he was on cloud nine,” Grazia reported at the time.

A source told Us Weekly, however, that there was nothing going on. “They see each other at some functions, but they are not dating,” an insider told Us in November

Reps for both stars continued to deny rumors of a romance to Page Six this week. Prepon’s rep told Us Weekly on Thursday, April 17, that the paper’s report is “not true.”

Cruise was previously linked to New York restauranteur Cynthia Jorge, but has not publicly dated anyone since his split from Katie Holmes, 35, in summer 2012. Prepon, 34, ended her longtime relationship with Christopher Masterson, the brother of her That ’70s Show costar Danny Masterson, in 2007. Following the breakup, she was connected to Greek actor Scott Michael Foster. Together for seven years before their dramatic split, Cruise and Holmes share daughter Suri, 7. 

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Watched 2 eps of @CosmosOnTV + a porn + drank homemade 4 Loko, it’s Nyquil & Ginger ale. 
#TeamNoSleep #CantSleep

Watched 2 eps of @CosmosOnTV + a porn + drank homemade 4 Loko, it’s Nyquil & Ginger ale.
#TeamNoSleep #CantSleep

In “DAMN DAYCARE IS EXPENSIVE!!!” News: Beyoncé & Jay Z touring together this summer

Jay Z and Beyoncé are launching a stadium tour together after appearing as surprise guests at each other’s gigs recently.

Sources exclusively tell Page Six that hip hop’s royal couple plans to announce a 20-stadium US tour that will start in late June — and that it’s possible the couple could perform in New York on July 4.

The two recently wrapped individual tours that supported their latest albums: Jay closed out 52 dates for his “Magna Carta… Holy Grail” in January, whileBey wrapped her “Mrs. Carter Show” tour in March.

The couple has performed their hit single, “Drunk in Love,”  together at a string of high-profile shows, including this year’s Grammy Awards, a DirecTV Super Bowl party and Beyoncé’s O2 Arena gig in London on Feb. 28.

On Sunday, the hip-hop husband and wife each popped up onstage individually at the Coachella music festival. Beyoncé appeared with sister Solange Knowles to dance while Solange performed her hit “Losing You.” Jay took the stage with fellow New York rappers Nas and Diddy.

This is such a WOW .gif it’s amazing! That has to be a concussion at minimum! 


When someone tries to wake me up.

White people are cray

This is such a WOW .gif it’s amazing! That has to be a concussion at minimum! 



When someone tries to wake me up.

White people are cray

(via baskintheafterglow)



Liberal Happily Cedes Earnings To The Government


CHICAGO — Local liberal John Clark gleefully handed a portion of his hard-earned income to the United States government today, saying April 15 is “like Easter for progressives.”

“It feels so good to support our social safety nets, the pillars of a healthy democracy,” said the 29-year-old attorney. “Uncle Sam can’t take my money fast enough.”

“I only regret that I have but 25 percent of my gross adjusted income minus allowable deductions to give for my country,” said Clark.

Clark refused to ask for a tax refund because, in his words, “‘I’d just spend the money on a privileged white male, which is completely contrary to my political views.”

“John says he won’t have kids so he can avoid that exemption. Also something about overpopulation,” said the taxpayer’s mother Laurie Clark. “Congress will reduce the tax code to a two-page pamphlet before I see a fucking grandkid.”

John Clark has a poster of Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew on his bedroom wall, but thinks Tim Geithner is dreamier.

Honestly @Costco is the better choice for many reasons but in a zombie apocalypse beggars can’t be choosers.

Honestly @Costco is the better choice for many reasons but in a zombie apocalypse beggars can’t be choosers.